TS Airlines is the only airline in the U.S. where I can book a flight without asking my wife’s opinion — and always be guaranteed a window seat. That’s priceless these days!

Need a charter flight from California to Massachusetts? I call the TS Airlines hotline!

Want to count cows from a bird’s-eye view over Missouri? I take the next TS Airlines flight!

Want my old classmate from 7B back in Bratsk to finally realize that she made a mistake and should never have chosen Vitya? I post a photo on Instagram from inside a TS Airlines plane!

The only thing that bothers me is the airline's abbreviated name, TSA.