FLIGHT TS‑001 DELAYED BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN IS FINISHING HIS COFFEE  •  BOARDING COMPLETE, BUT THE CAPTAIN IS STILL LOOKING FOR THE KEYS  •  NOTICE: FLIGHT TS‑777 FLIES FASTER THAN YOU REPLY TO TEXTS  •  WELCOME ABOARD, PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR  •  FLIGHT TS‑001 DELAYED BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN IS FINISHING HIS COFFEE  •  BOARDING COMPLETE, BUT THE CAPTAIN IS STILL LOOKING FOR THE KEYS  •  NOTICE: FLIGHT TS‑777 FLIES FASTER THAN YOU REPLY TO TEXTS  •  WELCOME ABOARD, PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR  •  

The only carrier whose captain is a living legend

Captain T.S. with his aircraft, N558CD

We fly where others are afraid to. We land where we promised. Sometimes.

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Fleet

The Aircraft of Captain T.S.

Every aircraft is named after a legendary trait of our captain. Technically airworthy. Morally unstoppable.

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Boeing "Autopilot, It's Me"

Cruising speed: faster than your vacation ending

Capacity: 180 passengers + one mug of the captain's coffee

Special feature: lands smoothly even when life doesn't

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Airbus "Weather Is Not a Problem"

Max altitude: higher than your expectations

Cabin class: luxury only, charisma only

Special feature: turns turbulence into a compliment

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Jet "Five More Minutes, Taking Off Now"

Boarding time: however long it takes to find the keys

Fuel efficiency: runs on jokes and caffeine

Special feature: runs late in style

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Cessna "Home Route"

Range: from the couch to the fridge

Crew: the captain + one cat, unhappy with the schedule

Special feature: never gets lost, even without a map

Sister Airlines

Proud Members of the TS Airlines Family

Codeshare agreements signed on a napkin. Honored anyway.

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Nap Time Air

Every seat reclines. Every pilot naps between naps.

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Some Assembly Airways

Your tray table arrives flat-packed. Bring your own Allen key.

Hooters Air branded jet flying through clouds
Our sister airline
for many decades.
Featured Partner
HOOTERSair

The world's most famous wings, now available at 35,000 feet.

Wingspan: better than ours, arguably

In-flight menu: wings, all wings, only wings

Codeshare perk: every "fly the friendly skies" joke, pre-approved

Turbulence policy: legally blamed on the wings. Applies to both airlines equally.

“Great wings. Smoother landings than mine. Still my favorite sister airline.” — Captain Ilya TS, official review of Hooters Air
Destinations

Where We "Fly"

The schedule was written personally by the captain. Not subject to change. Not subject to logic either.

FLIGHTROUTETIMESTATUS
TS‑001COUCH → FRIDGEWHENEVERDEPARTED
TS‑014OFFICE → DREAM VACATIONNOT SOONDELAYED
TS‑023KITCHEN → FRIDGE (NIGHT)03:00 AMBOARDING
TS‑077GRANDMA'S HOUSE → TRAFFIC JAMWEEKENDEN ROUTE
TS‑101MONDAY → FRIDAYFOREVERCANCELLED
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Passengers

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1.Brandon HarperSNA - Catalina 2.Denis DenisovSNA, Santa Monica 3.Anatoly NoskovBig Bear 4.Alex KalmanovichSanta Monica 5.Polina KalmanovichSanta Monica 6.Katerina KvetkaSan Carlos 7.TobiasMammoth, Sonoma County (Santa Rosa), Shelter Cove, Paso Robles 8.Yulia RomanovaSonoma County (Santa Rosa), Shelter Cove, Paso Robles 9.OlyaCape Cod, Hyannis, Hamptons, Chatham, Santa Monica, San Diego 10.Gene RavvinCape Cod, Hyannis, Hamptons, Chatham, Santa Monica, San Diego 11.Dina KleimanSanta Monica 12.Vladimir RomanovskyFlight over Laguna Beach and Dana Point 13.SashaSanta Monica 14.Andrey StetsenkoSan Diego, Las Vegas 15.Dina TsiperfalSanta Barbara, Paso Robles, Las Vegas 16.Evgenia PoretskinaLas Vegas 17.Yury BelenkySanta Monica 18.Anastasia ValchkovaSanta Monica 19.Alex TronkinSanta Rosa 20.Evgeny TatarchenkoSan Carlos 21.Evgeny & Luchia DvorianovaSanta Monica 22.Juan Figueroa CarrizoSedona 23.Alex BilyiMammoth 24.Stan SitnitskyOregon 25.Elena (ptenchik)To the moon and back 26.AgataTBD 27.Inna SitnitskyUkiah 28.Andrey ValchkovCatalina 29.Shariss Khalatian
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