Tsepirfal Airline Review
Would absolutely fly again!

Booked a simple mushroom foraging trip to Bar Harbor to explore Acadia National Park. What we got instead was an adventure worthy of its own movie scene.

Expected route: Bar Harbor → Hyannis.
Actual route: Bar Harbor → outrun a thunderstorm → discover the runway lights don't work → divert to an unmanned airport.

On our way from Bar Harbor to Hyannis, Mother Nature decided to spice things up by sending a thunderstorm system that seemed determined to catch us. Thanks to Captain Ilya's calm flying and excellent judgment, Tsepirfal Airlines stayed comfortably ahead of the weather.

Plot twist: the pilot controlled runway lighting at Hyannis refused to activate, leaving the runway dark. Undeterred, Captain Ilya coolly assessed the situation, made a few James Bond maneuvers, executed a flawless diversion to the unattended airport in Chatham, and completed our second perfectly smooth landing of the day.

Happy Birthday, Captain. Thanks for proving that the best adventures are the ones that don't go according to plan…and for getting us home safely every single time. 🥳